Worlds Hairiest Girl Says She is Most Popular Girl in School

Daily Mail – Her nicknames may include ‘wolf girl’ and ‘monkey face’. But 11-year-old Thai girl Supatra Sasuphan today insisted that she was after being officially recognised as the world’s hairiest girl. Although the schoolgirl from Bangkok has faced merciless teasing at school, Supatra says being given a Guinness World Record for her hair has helped her become extremely popular. ‘I’m very happy to be in the Guinness World Records! A lot of people have to do a lot to get in,’ she said. ‘All I did was answer a few questions and then they gave it to me.’ Supatra is one of just 50 known sufferers of Ambras Syndrome – caused by a faulty chromosome – to be documented since the Middle Ages. Before the disease was understood, sufferers were branded ‘werewolves.’  She has thick hair growing over her face, ears, arms, legs and back. Even laser treatment has failed to stop the hair growth. But while most sufferers have been shunned, Supatra has gradually been embraced by her community, and became a popular and outgoing child. She said: ‘There were a few people who used to tease me and call me monkey face but they don’t do it any more. ‘I’m very used to this condition. I can’t feel the hair as it has always been like this. I don’t feel anything. ‘It does sometimes make it difficult to see when it gets long.I hope I will be cured one day.’

       I'm sorry that I'm not sorry... but this bitch is lying to everyone. I can't believe the reporter didn't call bullshit on this story. There's no way  that Billy Badass in her class isn't calling her Chewbaca or Sasquatch. I'd be in the back of the class howling like a wolf every ten seconds. Maybe even pass her a razor and shaving cream during class. 'Cause if your gonna be an asshole, be the best asshole you can be kids.
    Also, little girl, don't think because you're sporting Justin Beiber hair, that I didn't notcie that you have no nose. Is that a record too? It has to be.