Monday, March 28, 2011

Bonds' mistress testifies to his small balls and erectile dysfunction

   

   Barry Bonds' former mistress, Kimberly Bell, was called by federal prosecutors to the witness stand in Bonds’ perjury trial, she testified that Bonds’ sexual performance declined in the later years of their relationship and also said that his testicles changed shape and shrank. Another side effect of steroid use,  Bell also testified that Bonds grew and shaved chest hair and developed acne on his back.

  This doesn't doesn't mean he took steriods. His 73 homers in 2001 prove that. This just means that if you're a top 3 baseball player of all time and your mistress looks like Amy Fischer on meth, then your balls will shrink cause you'll feel like less of a man. 
   Suck a dick with AIDS on the tip... Not Guilty, Bitch.

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