Updating An Earlier Story Of Kobe Clowning LeBron @ His Basketball Camp, We Have Video Confirmation LMAO!

You have to fast forward to the end to hear the now famous Kobe line "I don't get dunked on at my camp" like but it's certainly worth the price of admission to watch the whole video instead of skipping to the 6:00 mark to hear it.

I hate to say it but Kobe is becoming more likable (pause) by the day. I can't lie.

Original story can be found here if you don't feel like scrolling down to the text a few posts below.

And LeBron Continues To Catch Shrapnel Over "Confiscated DunkTapeGate"

 

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This new report from Kobe's Summer Camp, LOL

From Kobe’s basketball Academy tonight, Kobe accepted the challenge of a one-on-one game with a trash-talking-happy camper. Earlier in the day, when we were filming the courts with Kobe roaming them watching his campers, the camper told Kobe he’d “need lotion for his feet when he was done.” Kobe, beaming at his young camper, responded with, “I’ve got a long list of people like you.” The trash talking continued on in a fun, competitive way; both smiling at each other.

When it was almost time for the one on one game, Kobe told the kid he could shoot for outs and told him he’d better make it or it’s game over for him.

Kobe backed him down point after point; telling him he wouldn’t take it easy on him as promised earlier in the week when he accepted the camper’s challenge. At the end of it, Kobe won 5-0 and grabbed the mic to ask him what the kid had learned. The courageous camper responded with, “You won’t be able to win at Lebron’s camp!”

Kobe, laughing, responded back with: “I also won’t get dunked on in my own camp.”

LeBron needs to get off the snide and start winning at life again. He's suffered too many losses over the past two months. It all starts with staying home more often (cutting out the canoodling with Jay-Z), hitting the gym harder than ever (also it wouldn't hurt to bring Shaq's fat, unmotivated ass with you), and laying the foundation for being successful next year.

Bodog: 'Bet Against The Lakers And Even If They Win We'll Refund Your Money'

This is how far in the tank for the Lakers the world is.

Bodog will refund your money up to $50 if you bet on another team to win it all and end up losing the bet and the Lakers actually do win. So you can't lose (almost). This shit is ridiculous but if this is your thing click on the Lakers banner below and make some money (or not).

Video Of The Week : Kobe Taunts D.J Mbenga

I usually don't say this but good shit, Kobe! This is video of the month. LMAO!

Alright I'm O'Ding and I've been up way past my bedtime. Thats it for tonite.

Okay, The NBA Season Is Around The Corner

And I came across this interesting breakdown of career numbers between Paul Pierce (my favorite basketball player), Kobe Bryant (widely believed in many basketball circles to be the best basketball player in the world) and Michael Jordan. Now I've always believed that Pierce is the best basketball player and as you may well be aware the internet is the prom for Kobe-stanleys and so I've had many run-ins with them through the years but to put it in perspective of how similar their numbers have been even before Paul Pierce's breakout season last year these were the numbers of all three players in comparison (You can click the pic to enlarge it if it isn't legible enough):

So to put it bluntly, when Paul Pierce gets another ring, as he most certainly will, and gets an additional Finals MVP trophy, the Kobe Cult should be very afraid. Very afraid as Paul will have gotten another year closer in matching your God's rings and having already matched his stats and have more Finals MVP trophies as well and thus will be regarded as the.better.basketball.player.of.his.day *gasp*

It's coming....

Be afraid, stanleys.

Jordan - "Kobe Couldn't See Me In My Prime"

All facts.

(Props To Don of Dons)

Paul Pierce As Michael Corleone In The Godfather

Paul Pierce: Today Kobe Stans are dead to me. So is Phil Jackson. Antoine Walker. Rick Pitino. Kobe. Today I settled all family business so don’t tell me that you’re innocent. Admit what you did. Admit it you Kobe Cultists. You sided with the enemy. You said nobody is beating Kobe this season. Not me.…not anybody. It’s not so much what you said, but how you said it. Like you were in bed with him. Spooning him. Whispering sweet nothings in his ear. Whispering sweet nothings in Kobe Bryant’s ear about being on the level of Jordan.” Michael Jordan! You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Kobe Stan sobbing]

Paul Pierce: Get him a drink. Don't be afraid, Stanley. Come on, you think I'd make Kobe into the scapegoat? I'm Godfather to your Kobe.

[Kobe Stan gets handed a drink]

Paul Pierce: Go ahead. Drink. Drink. No, you're out of the NBA prediction and prognosticating business, that's your punishment. You're finished. I'm putting you on a plane to Vegas. Doc?

[Doc Rivers hands Stanley the tickets]

Paul Pierce: I want you to stay there, you understand?

[Kobe Stans nod]

Paul Pierce: Only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry.

Just A Reminder, Kobe Isn't Mike

Just admit it, Stans. It's okay. He's still a great player. Really, he is. No disrespect in being great. He just ain't Michael's kind of great or in his caliber of legendary. No you have to take it as 'the man' on your team. KB24's not doing that. Paul Pierce is though.

Michael ain't never lost in a Finals he's been to. He just simply wouldn't allow it. He's willed his teams 6/6. No one ever carried Mike to shit. Kobe though?

Celtics up 2-0. 2 more to go.

Goodnight y'all.

Paul Pierce's Better Is Better Than The Lakers' Better Tonite

It's just one game. I know. But this one game was a big one, in the minds of everyone who played in it and everyone that saw it.

We all know who every fan and analyst and prognosticator and expert in the world is pulling for or predicting is going to win.

We all know Kobe is supposed to be Jordan and supposed to be able to singlehandedly will his team to a Lakers championship in 4 or 5.

But if Barack Obama can win the Democratic Nomination in a calendar year against the machine that was Hillary Rodham Clinton in the face of adversity and skepticism and deliver a miracle to the people who believed in him when experts thought it foolish to, than Paul Pierce and the Celtics can win this series to.

1 game down. 3 to go. Another small step towards the team goal, another step towards Paul Pierce proving he is the criminally underrated elite superstar who I've publicly proclaimed he was for so many years to people who didn't want to hear it and most importantly another step towards showing that even a God-King can bleed, word to Leonidas from 300.

Amazing.

Oh yeah, This Is Happening This Week

My Favorite Basketball Player vs. My Least Favorite.

This will be good.

That said, my prediction:

Celtics in 6.

Paul Pierce is going to be the NBA Finals MVP.

Lakers Fans and Kobe Stans familiarize yourself with this picture
Paul Pierce, grinning in a celebratory fashion after almost singlehandedly shutting down another series in a pivotal game and thus becoming, once again, the assassin in the middle of the night, efficiently displacing the last flicker of light from the body's of the opposition.

I say remember this photo, because you'll see it again.

Kobe Telling His Fans To Chill With The MJ Comparisons

You know the little Stanley's won't stop with the false comparisons though. Even though their hero even recognizes he's not Jilla.

Michael Jordan. Your favorite player's favorite player. LOL