Thursday, July 31, 2008

Tuesday's Top Ten: Greatest People in My Lifetime (Since 1984)


Today's Top Ten
are the best people of the last 24 years. Not people who were born in the last 24 years but people who've walked the Earth over the last 24 years who I think were of the greatest in character, spirit, talent or some other amorphous criteria. Simply put, the greatest people that I've had the noted pleasure of overlapping timelines with and that would all be invited to sit at a dinner table with me at the end of my days on the other side of this life if God saw fit for me to host such an event.

Here we go...

10.) Dave Chappelle - Funniest man of his generation. Hands down. Carved himself a nice spot in pop culture and is immortalized in folklore every time you overhear someone slip up and say "I'm Rick James, Bitch". At his best he's one of the top 5 most interesting figureheads to come out of this young century, at his worst, from his biggest critics he's the funniest man breathing however troubled you may think he is. He's the continuation of a story Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy left as '....To Be Continued' only he hasn't finished up the passage yet. He's the passage way for many of our most honest, reflective moments that only his voice lends credibility to, that the masses accept it from. Like any great comedian, Dave gives of himself only in small increments as if to always keep people wanting more and to keep their interest. Dave Chappelle is as allusive as he is brilliant.

9.) Bill Clinton - Bill was an icon in the black community. We know he was never black. Anyone with a pair of working eyes can see that but we didn't call him black because he was racially but because his background was our background. He came up like one of us. He came from poverty; from a broken home. His father wasn't there. He had a stepfather; An abusive one at that. He didn't come from a family with a prominent last name with any real strong ties to the establishment. He wasn't molded to take over his father's company and have his future path paved for him before his parents even met. He was working class. He wasn't too cool to show up on the Arsenio Hall show. He didn't just show up he played the saxophone with rhythm on the show. He thought like us and articulated himself in a manner that we understood. He moved seamlessly through two worlds the way Barack does now. He made a generation of people of color proud the way nobody done for us since the Kennedy's. On top of that, we prospered under his administration. Things were good. People my age came up on Bill like a television show.

8.) Notorious BIG - He was the greatest rap musician of all-time. Hands down. Close the doors. Drive home safe.

He came up through system like a baseball player. He was a highly touted prospect in The Source and earned his respect on the low, got his chance to show what he could do in the majors, surpassed the hype straight out of the gates, only in his story he left long before the full scope of his greatness was realized. If there's any silver lining at all that could be taken from such tragedy is that he unlike Tupac ,whose career postmortem has been handled about at well as FEMA, Nas, whose been as wildly inconsistent this decade as gas prices, and Jay-Z, whose shown signs of slipping himself, Biggie didn't outlive he greatness of his own legacy and to my recollection that puts him in pretty rarefied company. Christopher was the greatest.

7.) Denzel Washington - He came onto the scene and almost through swagger alone commanded the attention of blacks. Through talent commanded the attention of everyone else. Malcolm X was required viewing for black kids growing up and with the stage presence he brought to the character to us who weren't fortunate enough to have lived through the man's life we swore we were being re-introduced to Malcolm for the second time even if there wasn't a first time. His performance in that movie was so great, that every other movie he's been in since was a movie you had to see. Guaranteed. If you didn't have the money or time to see it in the theatres you rented it. If you couldn't rent it, you borrowed it. If you didn't borrow it you made sure that when it came on television you watched it. Denzel is the finest actor of my time (n/h). No knock on Pacino or DeNiro but Denzel IS every character he plays in those 120 minutes you're seeing him on screen. There are times when I watch Samuel L. Jackson movie and I snap out of that movie trance and just see Samuel L. Jackson yelling at someone in a wig and I have to trick my brain into suspending reality again and welding Sam and the character again but I never do that with Denzel. He's so great that he becomes every character he plays over and over and over again. You just know he's good for your $10 bucks at the cinema every time. He never cheats you.

6.) Aaliyah - Moreso than anything that she ever produced in her celebrated music career (and make no mistake about it, she was brilliant), she was the embodiment of that nameless vague picture all young men have in their heads when they close their eyes and think up their own picture of perfect and set their sails on that future Miss "Your Last Name". To me, anyway, she was like how Michael Jordan was the point of reference to everyone else who followed whose ever been touted as the next great one in basketball, however big the disservice you're doing to that doomed basketball player. She trumps all. Still the dopest woman I've ever seen in my 24 years. R.I.P

5.) Tiger Woods - His ascension was the beginning of the end of integrating the most sacred, fiercely guarded institutions in America with Barack seemingly on the cusp of shattering the final and highest of them all. We haven't seen anyone dominate his peers like him since Jordan did it in basketball. Many are undeservedly and thoughtlessly compared to MJ with no grasp of how dominating the man was singularly against the field of relentless opposition hungry to and hellbent on halting his dominance but even at their best, his best is always a little better. Tiger is so great that if he isn't playing not only are people universally not watching, the sport doesn't even enter into the minds of sports fans. Even Jordan wasn't that big. I've never seen something like Eldrick before and am likely never to see something like him ever again.

4.) Richard Pryor - Greatest Comedian of all time. I could list all the reasons he was great but I'd be leaving out something if I articulated it into words so it's best to get that message from his body of work. But if you don't believe me and think I'd be setting the deck if I posted some of his best stand-up just watch some of the off the cuff, ad-libing, roasting he did on a few comics most of you might find familiar and watch him cut through them like a butter knife. Watch genius unfold before your eyes.


Classic.

3.) Muhammad Ali - Again I could tell you all the reasons he was great, of the obvious and not so obvious variety, but I'd be doing the job of the Sociology and Sporting Analysis Professors at this nations highest learning institutions and last I checked this was a free website and you have to pay for that kind of information in tuition and I'm not trying to rapidshare you guys college courses over the internet. This is one of those people that you better know about or if you don't just nod and when nobody's looking go to your nearest library and read up on or rent a documentary or two and invest time in marveling in.

2.) Michael Jordan - What can you say about someone whose either help raise you (young people), sonned you (NBA Players of that Era & Kobe) or someone you've modeled your life after (Once again, Kobe and people who obsess over his shoe collection). There's been no greater gift in sports, other than Tiger, than Michael Jordan. Even if you lived under a rock over the last couple decades you've heard the rumblings of somebody somewhere celebrating in jubilation over some shot he made, some impossible feat he just accomplished or something he did to help pull off something people doubted he could. If God played basketball it'd look like Michael did at some point on the court. Not saying he was God but if him and God were on the court it wouldn't be a blowout. LOL. Anyway, I've been blessed to have witness him in his prime and that's something the young kids haven't seen and it's really a shame because they missed out a lot. God is great.

1.) Barack Obama - For all the reasons that make him a great candidate, for all the historic ramifications of his candidacy, for the symbol he represents that exceeds even his own rhetoric that redeem the country's promise and renews it's soul, for this specific time for this moment earned by my forefathers but given and credited to me and my peers, for the future of all that follow that will accept his efforts as words in a history book and will take the option of being president as a legitimate realistic avenue and not as a joke, I am proud and consider myself lucky to be breathing the same air, walking in the pathway of and standing on the same chunk of dirt we all call home because this man is out there.

Honorable's Mentions:

Colin Powell
Thurgood Marshall
Nelson Mandela
Robert DeNiro
Al Pacino

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Grandma's Dating Casting Tape

LOL. Grandma is cheap. She's a freak. She likes Nine Inch Nails.

LOL. Just a little something funny to get you through the night I suppose.

Wednesday's Woman: Remixed

No feature of the day as far as singularly focusing on a woman for the day but rather like I've done once before I feel like featuring a couple different women in picture form and helping the fellas get over hump day with a few commendable pictures I've come across or been emailed. Some you'll recognize, some you won't, all are hot. Hopefully this is enjoyed.
Internet's been good to me. Real good to me as you can see. More next week.

Another Obama Supporter Does Something Stupid To Set His Campaign Back

This time it's Ludacris, releasing a freestyle over and Young Buck instrumental touching on everyone from Hillary Clinton to Rev. Jesse Jackson to John McCain to George Bush and more. The song is here:



Oh why oh why can't black people wait until AFTER the election to talk their shit. Obama hasn't won shit yet. Everyone knows black people are excited and inspired and fired up for the man's candidacy but you win first THEN you talk your trash. This doesn't help and Luda's got to act more responsibly.

Paul Pierce: 'I'm The Best Basketball Player In The World'

Finals MVP Paul Pierce, who recently spent three days at a ball camp in Madrid, is making, ahem, news about what he said to a Spanish reporter.

Q: Is Kobe really the best player in the world?

Pierce:"I don't think Kobe is the best player. I'm the best player. There's a line that separates having confidence and being conceited. I don't cross that line but I have a lot of confidence in myself."

My take: Look, I know what happens next. I've seen it time and time again. You get thousands on thousands of Lakers and Kobe Stans who will now come out of the woodwork and say all kinds of slights about Paul Pierce because he thinks he's better than Kobe and to these idiots, 'them is fightin' words'. I get all that. My question, and I hope they will ask themselves this before they grab their pitchforks and burning candles and shotguns and go on a lynching spree like the extremists they are, is what did you expect him to say? I mean really. His team just Fleece Johnson'd ("somebody's giving up some booty") your squad on the biggest stage and individually earned recognition as the best player of the series via his NBA Finals MVP trophy. He outplayed Kobe on both ends of the floor. He earned the MVP Trophy not even at full strength (clearly he didn't tear his ACL but he wasn't 100% I don't care what the stanleys say). He stared down LeBron James in a closeout game and lived to tell about it. And lastly overall, he was the best player of the entire 2008 NBA Playoffs proving all the B.S his critics pointed to about him not being clutch wrong. If he doesn't deserve to be confident I don't know who does right now, at this time. You play poorly and you eat a plate of crow. You play great and you reap the benefits of raising your stature. That's just one plus one equals two. Really, you learn those kinds of basics in elementary school recess periods. Besides, he was asked a direct question and he gave an honest answer. Not a packaged, political company line. You expect him to say somebody else is better than him? Not likely. I applaud, Paul. Only, you better come out how you left off in June man. You want to be the best, you better be able to put that title on the line every night, city after city. I think you got it in you personally, but the world doesn't. Prove me right and them wrong.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Jail Is NO JOKE, 'Booty Is More Important Than Food'



Not only does this guy look like Herbert, the creepy gay/pedophile guy from Family Guy, but he thinks like him too. Jail is not a good look.

Friday, July 25, 2008

A Reminder Of The Quality & Eloquence of Barack Obama For Blacks & Whites To See


After a busy morning of meetings, on Wednesday Senator Barack Obama toured Yad Vashem, just outside Jerusalem.

Yad Vashem being a hallowed museum dedicated to preserving the memory of the Holocaust and its victims.

Senator Obama laid a wreath in the Hall of Remembrance, and shared his thoughts in a hand-written message of his own words, as customary of foreign dignitaries, in the museum's guest book:


For those having difficulty making out the words, it reads:

I am grateful to Yad Vashem and all of those responsible for this remarkable institution.

At a time of great peril and promise, war and strife, we are blessed to have such a powerful reminder of man’s potential for great evil, but also our capacity to rise from tragedy and remake our world. Let our children come here, and know this history, so they can add their voices to proclaim “never again”. And may we remember those who perished, not only as victims but also as individuals who hoped and loved and dreamed like us, and who have become symbols of the human spirit.

Barack Obama

This man's grace is truly humbling. And for my dear Jewish brothers and sisters, may you know his words of remembrance and compassion are echoed in every corner of the African-American community as we too honor your history, recognize the needless suffering your people experienced and look toward cutting away at the tree that roots it's base in anti-semitism and prejudice that pits religious or racial divides among the human species.

Keith Olbermann Debunking Fox News As An Arm Of The Republican Party



What we've all been saying for years. Nas and Olbermann are tagteaming and elbow dropping Bill O'Reilly nightly. I love it.

Charles Barkley Sends A Kid In Philly To College

Charles Barkley is giving his money away again. No, no, no, don't judge! This time, instead of feeding quarters into some slot machine or doubling-down on 14 at the blackjack table, Barkley's picked up the tuition for a busboy at a restaurant in Philly. From the Philadelphia Daily News:

"Sir Charles told [Christian] Abate he would like to help him with his tuition, and Abate wasn't sure how to respond. Barkley didn't give him much time, telling Abate that he had the length of Barkley's meal to decide. Abate wisely accepted.

"He's a nice kid," Barkley said of Abate on Friday. "He was working with kids, I loved that he wanted to be a teacher, and I wanted to help him," Barkley told us by phone between stops on a flight to Reno where he was making a speech.

While the little-more-than-15% tip may seem particularly special, it's not so unusual for Sir Charles. In fact, the lovable goof has given at least $3 million to schools and education in his home state of Alabama. He's a giver, not a golfer.

As SportsByBrooks so eloquently put it, Barkley is just like Robin Hood: "He tries to take from the rich, but since he’s not very good at it, he gives to the poor out of his own pocket." So noble. Thump Bump, Chuck.


That's what's up. Now if only Chuck can pay my college loans.

Kanye West: Homecoming

In a special titled 'Choose or Lose & Kanye West Present: Homecoming,' airing on July 28 at 10 p.m., MTV, the rap superstar is pairing up with the network to honor veterans returning home from the warzone in Iraq. The show will highlight the lives of three Iraq veterans, and West will surprise each soldier with an unannounced visit to their homes. Once the excitement subsides, West will engage in candid discussions with the veterans, talking about their lives and struggles during and after the war.

<a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/" target="_blank">Kanye West and Choose Or Lose Presents: Homecoming</a>


This is a good look for Kanye. Can't wait to see this.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Wednesday's Woman: Cassie Ventura

Today's lady needs no real introduction. She's probably a B-Lister in most music circles but even still she's eating food and drinking champaign and rubbing elbows with other famous people in places that we're not invited so, that's moot. Anyway, she's fine. Diddy won. This is a step up from Kim Porter who just about nobody I knew found all that dope in the first place. Maybe she can tell a good joke, or she's a entertaining person or perhaps she has a great personality, you know something that the public and cameras aren't capturing or you and I aren't privy to but I'm not getting how if you're Diddy you have to settle for Kim for so long. Anyway, somebody must have slapped him up or something and woke him up out that slumber he's been in because next to signing Biggie and Nicole Scherzinger, this was one of the better looks for him in his illustrious career. I certainly tip my hat(e) to you Sean Combs. Now let's all enjoy that arm candy he's rocking at the present time and let the beat ride out on this post...

'Now that's how you let the beat build beeeeyitch.'

Debunking the "Media Hearts Obama" Myth

If you've been following the news over the last month then in between the media ignoring McCain's speaking errors and mistakes you might have heard the conservative rumbling that the mainstream media has a kindergarten crush on Obama. Anyone with a brain know thats flatly rubbish but if you need proof the media rolls with McCain too, just enjoy this lovely family reunion style barbecue McCain throws at his home and how the big bad media shows up, giggles, brings flowers for McCain's wife and spoons with him:


Disgusting. Looking like little boys at Michael Jackson's Never NeverLand. These are so-called serious unbiased journalists or at least supposed to be.

Among the present guests:
Dana Bash,CNN; Washington Post reporter Michael Shear; Reuters' Jeff Mason; CBS's Dante Higgins; Newsweek's Holly Bailey; Libby Copeland Washington Post Staff Writer; Joseph Curl, THE WASHINGTON TIMES; Dan Nowicki , The Arizona Republic; Scott Orr, Newark Star-Ledger; Michael Cooper; Kelly Shannon, AP; Politico's Jonathan Martin; Laura Meckler, WSJ; Ana Marie Cox, TIME; Gerald Herbert, AP; Khue Bui, Newsweek; Libby Quaid - AP; Jill Zuckman - Chicago Tribune; Sasha Issenberg - Boston Globe; Adam Aigner - NBC; Mosheh Oinounou - FOX; Brett Hovell - ABC; Tasha Diakides, CNN ; Evan Glass , CNN ; David Jackson USA Today; Steve Hayes, Weekly Standard
I highlighted all the serious reporters and left the Fox News and Weekly Standard writes be as they're family to Republicans and not to be taken seriously anyway.

How To Combat Racism

I absolutely hate driving stories that are everywhere already even further into the ground but this video is so smart and refreshingly brilliant, it demands that I post it for the 1,000,001 time for that 1 person who hasn't seen it.

Jay Smooth breaks down how to verbally spar with someone who makes racist comments without letting them weasel out. Very enlightening.

This Doesn't Make Up For Anything

Naw. Ain't the same.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Program Reminder: CNN Presents 'Black In America'

Tonight and tomorrow night at 9PM EST only on CNN. Make sure you check that out.

Tuesday's Top Ten: Shows On Television

This weeks Top Ten List is made up of the Top Ten Television shows on television. A few disqualifiers from making the list being no sporting events, the show must have a constant cast and must still be in production or else this list might be as long as the day and I'd never be able to condense it into just ten. Keep in mind I'm a black male between the age of 18-24 so a lot of these shows have to do with viewer demographics. So without further adieu:

  1. Lost - (Thursday, 9PM EST, ABC) Crash Survivors stranded on a seemingly magical island with more twists than you can account for when watching it. This is quite honestly the most gripping sho won television. Too bad the show takes a five year hiatus in between seasons. I'm not kidding. I'm 24 now and when the show returns for it's 5th season next year, it will be as old as me.
  2. The Boondocks - (Sunday, 11PM EST, Adult Swim) Hip-Hop's more intellectual version of Beavis & Butthead. Poignant, deep-cutting social commentary that reveals the complexity of black culture and characters within it's borders. Uncle Ruckus is for my money one of the top ten television characters on television (I'm thinking future Tuesday Top Ten list nominee). He alone is worth the price of admission but you also get John Witherspoon, Charlie Murphy & Samuel Jackson too? The show is crack. Can't wait for Season 3.
  3. Hardball With Chris Matthews - (M-F,5PM EST, MSNBC) This is a political show with some bite and some balls. Before Tim Russert died that was the only show that was in the conversation when you discussed tough, fair, no-nonsense tv journalism. You want to keep up to date on all the issues of the day and not be put to sleep you watch Chris.
  4. Curb Your Enthusiasm - (Sundays, 10PM EST, HBO) Funny story. An ex of mine was a fan of this show before I even gave it a shot. If it wasn't for her, I would be missing out on one of the funniest off the cuff tv shows out. To make a long story short we were trying to make it a blockbuster night one time, she picked a season of this, we went back to the crib, I couldn't have been more disinterested but I really liked this girl a lot, so I sat through a show I found insufferable solely for her. Probably a mixture of my focus on her and my hardheaded nature of having already made up my mind before she threw the DVD in. Months later, I'm sitting around the house and it's one of those nights where nothings on and I'd gone through all the stations 2 or 3 times and finally gave up and decided to go somewhere new on the remote searching for unchartered land like a modern-day Christopher Columbus and actually stopped on Curb and ever since I've been hooked. People are used to comedy's with live audience but this show doesn't have one but once you get past that and wrap yourself around that idea you're sold. Thanks Lindsay for putting me onto the show. I love you more than you'll ever know.
  5. Man V. Wild - (Fridays, 9PM EST, Discovery Channel) Bear Grylls has to be gullier than anyone I've ever seen in my life. Not just regular 'gully' but 'gully' with the volume up and bass thumping like a nigga in a caprice in front of a movie theater pulling up trying his best to show off for anyone who'll pay him attention. If you've been living under a rock, the premise of the show is the producers drop him out of a plane into remote and foreign lands with no water/food with just the clothes on his back and a camera and he's forced to rely on his military training to help him survive and maneuver his way through the various landscapes as he hunts prey to eat, looks for strange objects to build shelter like MacGyver and searches for the nearest town or civilization where once he discovers it, his hellish ordeal is complete. We've never seen cavemen first-hand but this is the closest thing to watching primitive early man behavior.
  6. RealTime With Bill Maher - (Fridays, 11PM EST, HBO) One of my favorite comedians weekly show on the hottest political issues of the week from his witty and honest viewpoint. Part standup routine/part interview/part roundtable discussion, Bill has you covered. People don't agree with every since thing he says on the show but really there's no one better than him on television at what he does and how he makes politics funny and points out the backwards thinking and mishandled policies and shines a spotlight on things to focus on. Very insightful program.
  7. Dexter - (Saturdays,9MP EST, Showtime) Showtime very rarely gets much shine on my television and yet I can't seem to muster up the courage to cancel the barely useful network because of one particular dark television drama, Dexter. It's like how nobody would fuck with the Cavaliers if LeBron didn't play for them. That's the perfect analogy. Anyway, Dexter is a forensics crime scene analyst that works in conjunction with the Miami police department (not gully), but goes around while off-duty, generally at night, and stalks upon the bad guys of the city and kills in the name of good (pretty gully). You come for the killing every week, but stay for the storylines and dialogue. Probably the best on television.
  8. Sportscenter - (Pretty much all day, ESPN) No description necessary.
  9. Family Guy - (Sundays, 9PM EST, FOX) Funniest Cartoon period, end of discussion.
  10. Countdown With Keith Olbermann - (M-F, 9PM, MSNBC) Former sportsbroadcaster turned serious newsman. He's the anti-Bill O'Reilly. He's on the left and will admit it but when he presents news stories, he seldom injects opinion and if he does, he back them up with facts not made up slime as packaged by FOX News and their blood-sucking dishonest television anchors. He's very charismatic and his Worst Person In The World segment is pure genius. Must see program nightly right here.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Offensive Obama Shirt Gets White Woman Jumped

A 25-year-old New York City graduate student is threatening to sue a T-Shirt designer after being assaulted for wearing one of his designs.

The woman bought a $69 shirt from Apollo Braun’s Manhattan boutique that bore the words, “Obama is my slave.” When she wore the shirt on Tuesday, four teenage girls accosted her - shoving her, pulling out her earphones, and spitting in her face, according to the New York edition of Metro News.

The unnamed woman is reportedly seeking solace by suing Braun - born Doron Braunshtein - for “all he’s got,” the designer claims. He, of course, is shirking any responsibility for the incident and says that the shirt reflects the views of “ordinary WASPs.”

“For a lot of people, when they see Obama, they see a slave. People think America is not ready for a black president,” the Israeli-born designer said.





I'm The Honorable 'Sass and I endorse that ass-whooping.

No, I don't really but seriously, people think it's cute to do dumb shit and expect that everything will be alright. You're within your rights to wear anything you want on a t-shirt no matter how crude or offensive it is. True enough. But don't wear something irresponsible and expect that you're going to be the only one that's going to be getting ignorant in public and nobody else is capable of getting ignorant too. God didn't stop making wild niggas after you. Expect people to react to you if you do something dumb and if you're going to take that risk in the first place and go into a certain environment that might act hostile in reaction to wearing a racist shirt then maybe you shouldn't wear it around them. Sort of like walking through a kennel with an outfit made of bacon. You're allowed to do it, but it's dumb and you're doing something purposely trying to illicit a response. Be grown-up enough to deal with the consequences.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Oh Yeah, Wednesday's Woman On Sunday: Katerina Graham

Aspiring Musician, Actress and Model Katerina Graham is very easy on the eyes. So much so that even Barack Obama's got her in some promos. We here at HAWO ain't mad at him for that at all.

But more to the point, I had this post together back on Wednesday and some family gathering diverted my attention and so today seemed like a proper enough occasion to post these pictures for all the fellas to enjoy. Now next week there's a certain lady (I ain't saying no names, lol) that visits this site that I would love to feature so if she shoots her flicks over to the boy y'all can see what I'm saying and we can watch in awe and in agreement on this fine young lady. But until then enjoy Ms. Katerina on this hotter than usual Sunday.
I mean she even makes Internet Thugging, fine. Damn.