Updating An Earlier Story Of Kobe Clowning LeBron @ His Basketball Camp, We Have Video Confirmation LMAO!

You have to fast forward to the end to hear the now famous Kobe line "I don't get dunked on at my camp" like but it's certainly worth the price of admission to watch the whole video instead of skipping to the 6:00 mark to hear it.

I hate to say it but Kobe is becoming more likable (pause) by the day. I can't lie.

Original story can be found here if you don't feel like scrolling down to the text a few posts below.

Meet A Black Person, LOL

This is 100% win.

Billy Mays > The Shamwow Guy

Because the Shamwow guy doesn't participate in shenanigans like this. He thinks he's above this. Instead he just bites hookers and looks like a melted tan candle. This seriously is one of the 5 most funny random things I've seen in '09. Enjoy.

PS-I'm still not buying either of these guys products but if I'm stuck in an elevator with one of them Billy Mays would help pass the time quicker (n/h).

As a Bills Fan, Adolf Hitler Is Not Happy That T.O Is Their New Go To Guy

Hilarity ensues.

LeBron James W/ The Dunk of the Year Thusfar

Disgusting.

Hilarious Spider Prank Video

The 2008 Cincinnati Bengals, I'm Talking To You

I'm not even mad any more. I'm numb to you and have been for the past 2 weeks when it became apparent that we weren't going to the playoffs. But all is not yet lost. You can still make history and end up in NFL lore and salvage the season from becoming a total loss, just lose out. You're already half way there! Nobody has ever went 0-16 in the long and storied history of the NFL. 16-0, sure. But that's been done twice now. It takes more skill to go 0-16. At least give me this much. You would also be assuring yourself the number 1 pick in the draft too, so don't forget about procuring that pick in April. Anyway, somebody out there feels me. Come to think about it, I believe it was Jim Rome. This is definitely how I feel. Yup.

Old school baller: 73-year-old makes the team at Roane State

Ken Mink missed out on his second year of juco basketball 53 years ago when he joined the Air Force. It's something he's always regretted. Today, he's one of the Roane State Raiders and, at 73, possibly one of the oldest collegiate players in history.

And still I think I'd rather have him than Kobe on my team. Definitely rather him come off the bench that Brian Scalabrine, though.

Kudos to the old timers though.

Tuesday's Top Ten Clips From Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

So I hate to get too much in a pattern of successive political posts, and I feel the need to break up some of the monotonous posting behavior I'm repulsed by by instead making a light post in a very tense time in history filled with racism, bigotry and general hate. This is why God gives us such good things like 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' and friends who remind us of the greatness of the show and it's characters (shouts to eastbayhustler). So this week's focus is on all the funniest clips from the show that I found most memorable from my childhood's favorite show. This show could go toe to toe with most any comedy television series ever and thus it's greatness ought be honored at every opportunity that the times give us and hence this being a Tuesday, what the hell?

The Top Ten Fresh Prince Moments (that I can find on the internet) from funny to funniest. Enjoy, LOL.

10.)

This is funny to me in so much as how surreal it is from the court size, the showboatery (is that a word) and just the And1 nature of the clip. I laugh everytime.

9.)


Carlton and a microphone singing equals funny all the time.

8.)


"Word to Big Bird" - Will Smith

7.)


There's not an adult alive now who was a kid at the time of this show that doesn't have this in their top ten funniest clips real, period.

6.)


Once again, Carlton singing therefor creating classic material.

5.)


Somehow I don't doubt hip-hop will at some point in it's future create a song that samples this. The scary part? It might be ill.

4.)


If Carlton singing is good, Carlton dancing is great. Oprah theme song + Carlton dancing at an inappropriate time is brilliant.

3.)


"You must have me confused with yo mamma" gets people fucked up everyday, every hour in believe it or not many various levels of income nationally. This clip illustrates that point.

2.)


I wrestled internally and almost tore my soul into two when deciding whether this should be here or number one and it was close; closer than two buttcheeks in prison, even. In the end I chose the clip to be here and I might live to regret that but you tell me.

1.)

Carlton, shows his compassion for the Trix rabbit in this absolutely hilarious clip. God ghostwrote this episode I'm convinced. If he didn't write the episode in it's entirety he did write this scene. Enjoy!

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The Rare Full length Intro to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"

Obama Mock Lynch 10 Minutes From Where I Live [Video]

Absolutely sick.

Patrice O'Neal For President

This is prejudiced so go into it knowing that little factoid. it's all in good fun but you will enjoy. LOL

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Part 2

Rep. Barney Frank (D-NY) On Republicans Who Veto'd The Bailout Bill To Bring Relief To The U.S Economy

LMAO!

Sarah Sliverman On Jews Who Need To Encourage Their Grandparents To Vote Obama, LOL

This is brilliance. Pure brilliance.



Also damn I'm attracted to her.

Diddy in "4 Minutes of Awesome"

Enjoy.

Ante Up featuring. Bert and Ernie

This pleased me and hopefully has a similar effect on you.

Kimbo & LT Off-Season Rigorous Training

There's more videos available than these and but these are the more wildest of the bunch that I've come across. Check Youtube for the rest...

The Michael Phelps You Didn't See After The Race Was Won

Whoever made this video is clearly working on a higher more enlightened level than the rest of us.

Mid-Day Funny - 'Fuck FOX News' - Crowd Outside of the Democratic Convention In Denver

This is just great. Anytime Fox gets cursed out, it's a wonderful site to behold.

Mid-Day Video

"Same sword they knight you they gonna 'good night' you with
Shit that's only half if they like you
That ain't he even the half what they might do
Don't believe me ask Michael
See Martin, see Malcolm
See Biggie, see Pac, 
see success and its outcome
See Jesus, see Judas
See Ceasar, see Brutus
See success is like suicide
Suicide, it's a suicide
If you succeed prepare to be crucified" 

So as you, like I, watch another day of people
hating on Obama and bringing up dumb unfounded
ways of tearing him down just remember this
verse and look back and reflect how it rings
true.

Nike Basketball Commercial Featuring Marvin Gaye and the USA Basketball Team

One of the best commercials I've yet seen. Made me put my Kobe hate aside for a moment even.