Showing posts with label Damn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Damn. Show all posts

Thursday, August 20, 2009

College Football Player Poll On Different Topics [Interesting Read]

Let the coaches, writers and computers have their polls. But don't players have opinions? Turns out they do.

This spring,
ESPN The Magazine asked 85 FBS players about drugs, playoffs, refs, gay teammates and much more. In exchange for honesty, we promised not to reveal any names or schools -- only secrets.


  • Who will win the 2009 Heisman trophy?
When the ballots were counted, it was a landslide -- for Colt McCoy.

The Texas QB received 42 votes, followed by Florida QB Tim Tebow (20) and Oklahoma QB Sam Bradford (9). Four others were named more than once: USC safety Taylor Mays (4), Cal RB Jahvid Best (3), Oklahoma State WR Dez Bryant (2) and Ole Miss QB Jevan Snead (2).

  • What player would you pay to watch?
Of 19 players, one came up most often: Tebow, who pulled in 35 percent of the votes and was the only QB among the top three. The top five vote-getters: Tebow (30), Tennessee safety Eric Berry (9), OSU's Bryant (7), Texas' McCoy (5) and Florida LB Brandon Spikes (5).



  • Who will win the BCS title in January 2010?
Nearly half (40) of the respondents said the Gators will help Tebow win a third BCS title. The other faves: Texas (23), Oklahoma (10), USC (9).


  • What is the nation's best program?
By a whisker players named Florida 32-31 over USC. But by the same thin margin, Trojans' boss Pete Carroll was the top pick when players were asked who the smartest coach is. No. 2? Florida's Urban Meyer.


  • What is the nation's most overrated program?
More than half of those surveyed (46) named Notre Dame or Ohio State. And the winner, if that's the right word, is -- OSU, 24 to 22. Uh, congratulations, Coach Tressel!

  • Do any players on your team take steroids or other PEDs?
Of those surveyed, 55 percent said they know of at least one teammate taking PEDs; among non-BCS players, 53 percent answered yes; 58 percent of BCS players said yes.

  • Should drugs and alcohol on campus be a bigger NCAA concern?
Just say no. That's how 52 percent of players answered, with 47 percent saying the NCAA should pay more attention to the issue.

  • Should guns on campus be a bigger NCAA concern?
Yes -- 21 percent; no -- 67 percent. While guns were not a concern for most players, 57 percent of the players in the Big East were alarmed at the number of firearms around the team.

  • Were you ever offered money during recruiting?
Yes -- 3 percent; no -- 97 percent. Few players admit to cash offers, but many concede the problem exists. Some paused long enough to make us wonder. Answered one Pac-10 player, "No. Well -- no."


  • Should players be paid?
A scholarship is worth about $19K a year. It sounds like a lot until you realize the bowl teams in 2008 made 148 million in postseason profit alone. That's why 71 percent of players want to be paid.

  • Does the FBS need a playoff?
For the postseason, 75 percent wanted change. Only one conference liked the status quo, 60 percent-40 percent: the Pac-10, winner of one BCS title (USC, 2004) in 11 years.

  • Better OT format, college or pro?
College -- 99 percent; pro --1 percent. The lone fan of the NFL rules? A Pac-10 player: "I like that pressure. If you lose the toss, you have to make a play to survive."

  • What's the worst rule in college football?
More players are worried about being heard than hurt. Excessive celebration (22 percent) was the most hated penalty, edging horse-collar tackles (12 percent) and crown-of-the-helmet hits (11 percent).

  • Does replay work well?
They may not like every call, but 78 percent of those polled think the refs get it right in the end, with identical responses from BCS and non-BCS players.


  • Are the refs doing a good job?
Although 57 percent of ACC players see room for improvement, every other conference's players gave the men in black-and-white a vote of confidence. Overall, refs get a 71 percent approval rating.

  • Do you notice the cheerleaders at other schools?
An overwhelming 81 percent answered yes. Players singled out seven schools: Clemson, Cincinnati (haha), Florida International, Louisville, South Florida, UCLA and their No. 1 -- Oregon.


  • How many times a week do you get hit on?
It's pretty good to be a college football player. On average, they're hit on 5.5 times every week. It's really good to be playing at a BCS school, where players get hit on 6.6 times a week. And it's really, really good to be a Pac-10 player, where that number is 10.2.

  • Should academic fraud be a bigger concern for the NCAA?
Yes -- 47 percent; no -- 51 percent. Both sides cited the Florida State scandal. Says one concerned player: "Look at what they're doing at FSU." Says one unconcerned player: "Look at what they're doing to FSU."

  • Do you have any gay teammates?
Almost half of those surveyed (49.4 percent, to be exact) said yes, they believe they have at least one gay teammate. In the Pac-10, 70 percent of those surveyed said yes.

  • Does the NCAA do enough to promote fair-hiring practices?
Even though only seven of the 120 FBS head coaches are African-American, the majority of players (61 percent) don't see a need to address minority hires. (This one makes me frown, even moreso than the OSU overrated question. Damn.)


(Credit: ESPN & Bruce Feldman and Ryan Hockensmith )

Friday, February 27, 2009

Russell Simmons Is Getting Raped

According to reports Russell Simmons has been ordered by a judge to pay a reported sum of $40,000/month plus buy a new car for Kimora Lee Simmons every three years.

This is sad sad news how women can get you but let this be a cautionary tale of making sure you've got the right one before you settle down and have kids and put a ring on a woman's finger and enter into that kind of a commitment. Especially in these economic times this becomes even more a depressing proposition. In any case, I've taken the time out of my otherwise busy day to come up with a list of things that are cheaper than what Russell is paying his ex monthly:


*John Thompson III (Georgetown)
*Sean Miller (Xavier)
*The Crooked Ass Cop With The Moustache In "American Gangster"
















*Turner Gill
(Buffalo)

*A Gallon Of Gas
*The Value Of 30 Foreclosed Houses

If that wasn't bad enough just read what this money has bought him:

Russ has agreed to pay child support for daughters, Ming, 9, and Aoki, 6, of $20,000 each per month until the girls turn 19, according to court papers filed in Los Angeles on Los Angeles

Kimora will retain sole legal and physical custody of the girls, with monitored visitation for Simmons.

“When the children are in [Simmons's] custody, they shall be accompanied at all times by a nanny and security detail.”

Russell also agreed to provide a new car, worth at least $60,000, for the children’s use, until they turn 16. It must be replaced every three years…

Russell, with respect, you lost sir. The truth is you needed better attorneys. In fact if I was you I'd probably buy some new attorneys to take your old attorneys to court for malpractice. I mean the fact is, if you had paid your original attorneys like you're now paying your ex-wife you wouldn't be paying your ex-wife an NBA bench players salary. You're rich though Russell and you're pinching pennies over lawyers? That's weak. Even if you were trying to cut back in this economic environment you cut back on Yoga classes or tofu and rice cakes that I know your hippie ass is into, what you don't cut corners on is lawyers. Those kinds of people are important. Ask OJ what a difference makes when you have the cream of the crop and when you have the JV team. Go ahead ask him, just don't expect him to get back to you very soon as I hear jail mail takes a couple weeks to make it through processing coming and going. About now is the time to make room for you on that list of people having the worst 2009 along with Rick Ross and Chris Brown and we're only 2 months in. Get it together.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Steve Harvey's Daughter Is Serious

I don't make it a point to post pictures of celebrities children and I can only think of a few other times that I have (Charles Barkley's Daughter, Vanessa Williams' daughters come to mind) but I'd be neglectful of my responsibilities if I didn't share these pictures. Steve Harvey's daughter is serious. I'm pretty sure she went to OSU too as I remember reading something like that (I know she's from Cleveland). I don't know how I missed seeing her on the Oval though. Anyway, this doesn't necessarily qualify as an official "Wednesday's Woman" but who care, Steve Harvey's daughter:



UPDATE: This has been confirmed now to not be Steve Harvey's Daughter. Apologies for the mistake. It is in fact model Jasmine J Santiago. Apologies to her. Follow her on Twitter or on Facebook. She's obviously very beautiful and has been classy about the whole situation and we should all show her some support. Again, sorry for the mix up.

Friday, January 2, 2009

We're Just Two Days In And I Already have The Video of 2009



This little piece of funny was a scene from a movie called Trapped (don't ask me, I haven't heard/seen it either) starring Roger from the 70's show What's Happening and apparently Spider Loc. This is something not to be missed. Really. It's reminiscent of John Witherspoon circa the original Friday movie. You're only hurting yourself if you sleep on this. Just press play. It's worth your time. Seriously.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Tuesday's Top Ten: Women On CNN

Full disclosure, I've always been and will always be a MSNBC type nigga. They present the best quality of news and reporting on television period. Fox News is Fox News. It deserves no serious analyzing because it's journalistic fraud and sensationalized slop. I don't even watch it that much to be able to pick out a group of women and conduct a similar list. MSNBC like I said is wonderful programming just I don't get down with their female correspondents/hosts/anchors all like that. When you're great at something though you need less distractions and so I guess I attribute their lack of pretty faces to that. Now for CNN, their news is pretty good but considerably less interesting than MSNBC but what makes them competitive is the eye candy over there. They body the competition. It's not even fair, like whoever the Bulls played in the 90's going up against the GOAT. So I always wanted to acknowledge how highly I think of their women in a post at some point but it never really fit and so the best idea I could come up with to work them into a post is by ranking their Top Ten women in a Tuesday's Top Ten list and here we are. Top Ten Women On CNN (all pics, no commentary as the photos will do that for me).

[Keep in mind, if you disagree that's what the comment box to your right is there for and if that's too complicated, hit up the Comments at the end of the post and voice your pleasure/displeasure with my assestment...]

10.) Robin Meade

9.) Zain Verjee

8.) Veronica De La Cruz

7.) Richelle Carey

6.) Kristie Lu Stout


5.) Suzanne Malveaux

4.) Amy Holmes

3.) Stephanie Elam

2.) Fredricka Whitfield

1.) Soledad O'Brien