New Study Says Staring at Boobs is Healthy

GERMANY (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) – Guys, listen up. A new study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman’s breasts. Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily. The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure. The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.

   

   A similiar study found that men who actually talk to chicks with big racks are more likely to get laid then creeps who just stare at random racks. These men also showed higher levels of happiness and lower masturbation rates.
   Slam chicks.