Mariah Carey’s Sister Wants To Have Sex With You and Give You HIV for $250

News.au – Alison Carey Scott — a former drug addict who’s been arrested twice for prostitution and is also HIV positive — told American tabloid the National Enquirer that she is so strapped for cash that she’s selling herself as an “adult escort”. “You have no idea how badly I need cash right now,” said Alison, who also goes by the name Denise and charges $250 an hour for house calls. “But I’m not having ’sex for money’! I provide personal companionship and erotic body rubs. “For weeks, I was driving in a vehicle with practically no brakes. It was unsafe, so I reached out to my family for help, but they basically ignored me. I wish I didn’t have to make a living by hooking up with strangers on the Internet, but sometimes I feel like I don’t have any other choice.

  I've got to say I think Alison Carey is selling herself short here. Most craigslist hooks are charging 300-500 for their services, and to my knowledge none of them are related to huge pop stars. So I'm gonna offer my services, and help this struggling prostitute out. I think we need to play up the Mariah factor more, blonde hair is a must. Also, you may have to add on 30lbs to look like more like her.       
    But I keep my pimp hand strong Alison. So if you start talking like your famous sister, and everything that comes out of your mouth sounds like a 3-year-old , then I will smack you upside your beat down face and force you to watch Nick Cannon movies.