Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Eye Scan Drug Test Now Exists, Time to Invest In Black Market Eye Balls


Unique DailyDrug testing in the Travis County Drug Court Program will be done in a matter of seconds thanks to a new device which scans the eye for signs of drug use. The PassPoints Oculomotor Testing Device was approved for the drug court program on Tuesday. It will test for drug use, partially replacing the more expensive, more invasive, and time consuming urine analysis test. “It will help out day-to-day work flow because we will get results immediately,” said Caldwell-Hernandez.

Somebody get me Jackie Chiles on the phone. This is outrageous, egregious, preposerous. Its lewd, lascivious, salacious. These drug test are flouting society's conventions.

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