Everyone Hates Hipsters

     I almost forgot how much I dislike hipsters, but I'm reminded about once or twice a year. One being around St. Patrick's day, when I go to some hipster store to pick up a green drinking shirt.
    I have no clue how wearing skinny jeans, a knit hat, a stupid mustache tattoo on your index finger, and self-loathing stapled to your forehead; gives you permission to roll your eyes and sigh when I ask where the st. paddy's clothes are.
    If your so into fitting into cliche roles, fine. I'll finish this twelver and start slapping you around. Cause I'm pretty sure hipsters want to be annoying as possible just to get a reaction out of everyone else, so they can talk shit about everyone else in between drags from their Camel Turkish Golds.

-Les Anderson