Drew Rosenhaus Probably Already Has This Kid on Speed Dial

    Above is the video of 8-year-old Daron Bryden. Daron is the quarterback for the Manchester Sentinels youth football team in Connecticut, and according to the video, he is one of the top young quarterbacks in the country. Daron shows off 3 tricks for us- the half court made basket pass, knocking a shoe off of two stacked trash cans from 15 yards, and a 30-yard trash can swish.

   Awesome, now 8 year olds are better at sports than me. I came to grips with my athletic ability not being up to par a long time ago, but now a fucking white 8 yr old is out there dominating in my face. Fuck you, Daron. If I ever see you I'm going to punch you in the stomach for making me look like this.
   Damn it, who am I kidding, this kid is probably a black belt in BJJ, I have no chance.


-Frank Martin