Title is self explanatory in so the little sayings or tendencies John Sidney McCain has on a day to day basis that either irk, make you laugh or make you wonder:
10.) 'Whisper Flow' - Maybe it's just me but do you ever notice that when John McCain thinks he's making a clever point or making a point of significance he always slips into the a whisper? It's really quite remarkable because he does it so much it's become a bit of a trademark. He goes to the whisper like it's his fucking job. Sometimes if you close your eyes you might be able to fool yourself that John McCain is actually Young Chris from the Rocafella duo the Young Gunz. in fact, I'm waiting on the day some clever internet personality puts a McCain townhall speech over the "Can't Stop, Won't Stop" instrumental. I'm not voting for the nigga but I might be coaxed into doing it myself and burning it on a cd and riding through a conservative white suburban township to see if they mind Hip-Hop as much if MC Cain is spitting ether about Obama over the beat.
9.) 'Center Obama' - This is nitpciky but Johnny Mac is so lazy that he doesn't even pronounce Barack Obama by his entire title, he calls the man 'Center Obama'. It's not malicious or anything and it's a far cry from the contemptuous "that one" or the more odious "Barack Hussein Obama" but it's just an interesting side plot of the campaign that happens so frequently I'm considering making it a drinking game during the third and final debate next Thursday.
8.) 'My Friends' - This is the new 'the' to him and it's not even academically true. Who are these friends McCain is referring to? Somebody I'm not familiar with certainly because looking at the polls and internal numbers and favorability numbers he doesn't have many friends. If his campaign were on Myspace Tom wouldn't accept his friendship. It's like him giving the crowd a flower before he shitbags them with follow up insults and put-downs about his opponent. He's down by 11% in the latest daily Gallup Poll. His friends don't like his ass. He's like that one friend everybody has that calls them every other week and keep calling and getting the voicemail and seems to write off your ignoring them as something other than that. He's the only person in the relationship between you two that thinks you two are friends. LOL.
7.) 'Change Is Coming' is complete shit coming from the mouth of a man who can't offer it. In fact, the only way that slogan can be understood by the American people to mean anything is if it's some code to his handlers that he needs a new diaper.
6.) John McCain's Robot Dance - John McCain does the robot dance with his arms every time he speaks publicly and is trying to articulate his point to the masses. Not to be mean, but it's ostensibly true that John McCain breakdances to silence on the stage everytime he utters a paragraph. Not a critique, in fact I think it's gully.
I'm just saying.
5.) 'Maverick' - John McCain is not a Maverick. He is the same conservative turd the rest of his party is. He really is. Same ideology, same stances on health care, civil rights, a women's choice, all of it. So unless Marc Cuban signs this nigga to a contract, he is not a Maverick.
4.) Blinking - John McCain blinks 482 times a minute. Either he has a nervous tick, he walks around with a cloud of dust in front of his face at all times like Pigpen from 'Peanuts' or he's lying every single moment of every day. John McCain blinks like terrorists are holding his family hostage with semi-automatic weapons who will make his living room look like the Denzel's last scene in 'Training Day' if he doesn't blink like there's no tomorrow.
3.) Thumbs Up - John McCain likes nothing more than to give a thumbs up to a crowd. The
man conducts his hands like Hacksaw Jim Duggins. Somebody needs to send him out to the podium next week with a 2x4 and an American flag and plant an operative at every location he speaks at to start a 'USA' chant randomly. [It's not like the crowd won't join him in the USA chant. After all, this is the party that thinks if you wear a flag pin, seal a bumper sticker on your car and verbally exercise your love for your country that people will look the other way when your beliefs don't echo that patriotism.]2.) John McCain literally looks like a 'Clear Gummi Bear'.
I just can't vote for a man that can be bought at a concession stand. That's just not baller.1.) John McCain walks like 'Fred Sanford. Next time McCain goes on 'The View' I just hope the promos for the show have some recording of him clutching his chest saying:
"Elizabeth Hasselbeck, I'm coming to join you"
Now enjoy this "Crank That Fred Sanford" video I found:
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Extra John McCain Videos Utilizing the 'Whisper Flow'
Skip to 1:20 for the Whisper Flow
Also according to my count he did the robot, the Fred Sanford Strut and also referred to Barack as 'Center Obama' in this clip too. McCain went for the cyle here. Well done, John.
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