I want to punch this fag

  I saw these fucking hats everywhere last weekend. Every year it seems like Cubs fans need to buy something gay to prove they are fans. And it's embarrassing as shit for us real fans out there. First it was the those gay soul patch beards on days that Matt Clement pitched, then it was those Fukudome/jap headbands, now we have to put with these dickheads and there winter floppy hats.
  Do me a favor, Cubs fans, buy a ticket, wear something normal (grown men shouldn't wear jerseys) drink 12 beers and sneak a cig break or three in and pay attention to the fucking game. You guys are the reason for us being a punchline in this city/country. Now, clean up your act.