OJ Simpson Gets His Sentence...

15 Years.

Apparently OJ Was Confident In The Outcome In His Case On Saturday

How confident you might ask? So confident that he has scheduled an acquittal party ahead of the verdict, LOL:

O.J. Simpson was so confident that he was going to beat the rap again that he had an acquittal party planned, it was learned.

Simpson associate Thomas Riccio, after an in-studio interview Friday with radio talk-show host Anthony Crivello and retired Las Vegas police detective Phil Ramos, invited them to join O.J.'s entourage at an undisclosed location.

"That's how certain he was," Crivello said during an interview on Saturday, a day after Simpson and co-defendant Clarence "C.J." Stewart were found guilty on all counts, including armed robbery and kidnapping with a deadly weapon.

"He's been predicting a hung jury," said Ramos, who attended the trial and provided expert commentary on Crivello's show, "The Sicilians" on Fox Sports Radio KBAD-AM, 920.

White people, once again, do with him whatever you'd like.

Dear White People, OJ Is Going To Jail

LAS VEGAS - O.J. Simpson has been found guilty on all charges in the gunpoint robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas casino hotel room more than a year ago.

The 61-year-old former football faces up to life in prison.

A somber Simpson released a heavy sigh as the charges were read Friday in Clark County District Court. He was immediately taken into custody.

The verdict comes 13 years to the day after Simpson was acquitted of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman, in Los Angeles.

Co-defendant Clarence "C.J." Stewart also was found guilty on all charges and taken into custody.

The men were tried on 12 criminal charges. Simpson faces a minimum of 15 years in jail.

.....Since we black people present you OJ in a striped shirt with a nice bow on top and have long given up our embrace of him, will your side please give us our justice and deliver us the White House in November?

Sincerely,
Black People

R.I.P The Five Dollar Footlong

It brings me a great deal of sadness to report that the Five Dollar Footlong died yesterday afternoon, reportedly killed by the suits at Subway Headquarters. It was perhaps the most meaningful thing working in the favor of working people in America since McDonald's was putting cats in Forbes' Magazine as "Dollar Menunaires". It made $3.79/Gallon Gas feasible and we are now worse off with it being gone. The Italian BMT is the greatest sandwich of all time. No lie. No sammich can go toe to toe with it in America. If this sandwich was a Democrat I'd vote for it over Barack Obama. That's how much I love the sandwich.

Speaking of OJ, by the way, say what you want about the man but he's got some killer genes. LOL. Corny but true. His daughters are on point.











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