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  • abhijitp
    02-12 06:13 PM
    Now hang on a minute there!

    There are IV volunteers leading double/triple lives juggling full time jobs, families AND full time IV work and some members have the GALL to say that:

    I dont want to take the pain of "mailing the letters"

    Anyone giving this excuse has ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT from this point on to complain. This is as easy as the IV core can make it! Write those letters or SUFFER IN SILENCE

    Bang on.
    People discuss Visa Bulletins to no end, but why don't they pick up a pen and paper to DO SOMETHING that will render Visa Bulletins virtually meaningless ("ability to file I-485 without PD being current")?





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  • swamy
    12-08 08:53 PM
    Mark Krikorian's entry on Huckabee's plan. Naturally he's not happy with Any increase on immigration even.
    http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=YzI5MjhhNmQwZjhjMTNlOTgyNGQxN2NkNjQ3ZmIzNzM=


    Its not just any Mark Krikorian, its our beloved 'bigot/racist Mark' - please make sure you always use that prefix or he will be very upset. He's already pissed that anytime the CIS' news releases are picked up by the newspapers/TV, they apparently describe CIS as merely an organization that wants 'stricter immigration' and deliberately leave out their illustrious founding by a courageous racist John Tanton. So - in confusion, ladys, jellyspoons , julia preston, nytimes et all - don't piss off our CIS ppl or they will deport your ass to wherever it came from! And don't think just because you were born here that you are safe cos there's a bill in the works that strips birthright citizenship retroactively!





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  • boreal
    09-21 11:56 AM
    I don't agree with more fees for 485 etc ...

    They are already taking too much money out of us ...
    Then lets just sit tight and hope everything would be done for us without shelling one extra dollar.

    Come on guys, we need to see this from the Govt's point of view too. What's in it for them to even begin considering the plight of us??





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  • Sunx_2004
    07-06 10:58 AM
    Can someone please provide the format of the affidavit.

    Other than the copy of your marriage certificate, pictures, children's birth certificate, etc., you can send an affidavit signed by a notary public, perhaps someone who works at the local municipality/city hall, etc. In addition, you should submit proof of joint financial holdings such as copy of this year's 1040 and state tax forms filled as "married filing jointly" (if you did so), a joint bank account, joint property ownership such as house and car, joint car insurance, home insurance, other bills (to show both of you are living at the same address), etc.

    However, I would recommend using a lawyer (if not your lawyer whom you seem not to like) for preparing the RFE; I guess you do not want to suffer setbacks in your GC processing merely for saving $400!



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  • Heart
    10-09 02:40 PM
    from the immigration rules I got to know that if I-94 is near expiring, then an official from CBP (international airports only) can change it and provide a new one. HOwever, it it is expired, you have to cross border and re-enter to get a new valid I-94.

    I will write more as I get to know.





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  • raj131982
    04-12 02:11 PM
    Hi,
    Last year i.e 2008, I had applied for H1 from 2 diff. employers. One (XYZ) got picked in lottery and the other(ABC) didn't. I had paid nothing but a post-dated cheque to XYZ; but had paid $1800 to ABC with no evidence with me at the moment. Now when i ask for my money back from ABC because i didn't get H1 from him anyways, he says he has borne some expenses on my application and there were some queries from USCIS related to my application. What he says is as below:

    "My company ABC have highlighted that there were some concerns with from the USCIS on your application, as the USCIS had clearly told all petitioners to only file one single H1 application last and there should be no 2 applications for the same candidate. In your case you did file 2 independent H1 applications. The attorney was penalized."


    And he puts the below figure his company has borne towards expenses for my H1 application:
    1)Education evaluation: $125
    2)Attorney fees: $1000


    My question is:

    1) Is attorney fees really $1000 or it is much less than what he claims it to be?
    2) Can't i apply & hold more than 1 valid petition? I know i cannot have valid VISA on more than 1 petition, but having multiple valid petitions is "No problem" is what i feel.

    How can I proceed in this matter? Plz advice.

    Thanks
    raj131982



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  • perm2gc
    09-18 02:30 PM
    Hi,

    I am a F1 student and am on OPT now. I got my H1B visa approved from Oct-1 2006 to Sep-30 2009.

    But my school said I cannot get my degree certificate till December 2006.
    My question is when I apply for my Green card will I be considered into EB2 list or EB3 list. On what basis will this be decided.

    Please suggest.

    Thank you,
    Vijaya.
    If your employer has applied H1B on your bachelor degree then you are EB3 but it can change if you have BS+5yrs Experience before filing LC ..

    As of now you are EB3

    Correct me guys if i am wrong





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  • kirupa
    08-20 12:36 PM
    Hi cakewalkr7!
    For your first question, the reason is that when animating, the height of an element is not what gets changed by default when you use the adorners. A RenderTransform with ScaleY changes instead.

    What you want to do is set the actual Height property to 0 on the properties inspector at a given keyframe. That should give you the effect that you want. Here is a small XAML snippet that allows you to do that:


    <Window.Resources>
    <Storyboard x:Key="Storyboard1">
    <DoubleAnimationUsingKeyFrames BeginTime="00:00:00" Storyboard.TargetName="grid" Storyboard.TargetProperty="(FrameworkElement.Height)">
    <SplineDoubleKeyFrame KeyTime="00:00:00.5000000" Value="0"/>
    </DoubleAnimationUsingKeyFrames>
    </Storyboard>
    </Window.Resources>
    <Window.Triggers>
    <EventTrigger RoutedEvent="FrameworkElement.Loaded">
    <BeginStoryboard Storyboard="{StaticResource Storyboard1}"/>
    </EventTrigger>
    </Window.Triggers>

    <Grid x:Name="LayoutRoot">
    <StackPanel>
    <Grid Height="100" Background="#FFF5FF00" x:Name="grid"/>
    <Grid Height="100" Background="#FF00B3FF"/>
    </StackPanel>
    </Grid>


    For your second question, there isn't an easy way to do that without writing code. This tutorial should help: http://www.kirupa.com/blend_wpf/modifying_animations_pg1.htm What you would vary is the Storyboard.TargetName, and that would point to the appropriate Grid that you are interested in animating.

    Let me know if that helps or if you need more info.

    Cheers!
    Kirupa :)



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  • snathan
    02-22 11:41 AM
    I am trying to port from EB3-EB2 from the same employer.

    Prior to joining the employer, I had MS+2 years of experience. However, the lawyer applied in EB3. The job description read:

    Required: BS+3
    MS+1 also accepted
    Experience in technologies A,B,C,D

    I applied based on my MS+1 experience. Now the same company has another position with a very similar job description with a different title.

    Required:MS+1
    Experience in technologies A,B,C,D

    Q1. Would this qualify for a EB2 position? Do I have to worry about the job descriptions being almost similar
    Q2. The titles are different. But the EB2 position doesn't have "Senior" in the position title. Is there a need to worry?

    Any replies are really appreciated.

    Title alone will not make you to qualify for EB2. You need to worry about porting with the same employer as it might invite audit (most likely) and there are other consequences also to worry about.

    Check with your HR - What category they are filing for the new job EB2/EB3
    If EB2 ask them - Why did they file EB3 for you for the same position.
    If EB3 - There is no point in porting.





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  • kriskris
    07-20 02:13 PM
    Do you think we can apply a duplicate 485 when the actual 485 packet is already sent. Even in this case how do you send the sealed medical reports since you have already sent them.

    I am in the same boat as you are. please let me know.



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  • pappu
    02-17 11:40 AM
    we worked on this op-ed article and Nitin did exceptional hard work and we can see the results here -
    Hindustan Times Article about Discriminatory Amendment
    http://www.hindustantimes.com/StoryPage/StoryPage.aspx?sectionName=ViewsSectionPage&id=26183b7b-d7fe-4db4-a081-f54262ab1fd7&MatchID1=4924&TeamID1=4&TeamID2=2&MatchType1=1&SeriesID1=1244&PrimaryID=4924&Headline=Anti-immigrant+song
    OR
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=23776&page=1000

    We encourage all members to send us op-ed articles and will do our best to get them published in the media.





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  • imneedy
    06-07 01:35 PM
    In NJ this is how it has been for last few years.



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  • ak_manu
    10-19 08:20 PM
    Thx for response.

    I understand I need a job for H1 extension, but what I am asking is if we need W2 for H1 extension. Any one?





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  • HumHongeKamiyab
    04-08 10:59 PM
    Then what do you do if you dont have a candian permit ??


    Hope the following link will make it clear.. Probably, You have to go back to your home country for stamping if your visa is rejected in canada..

    http://travel.state.gov/visa/laws/telegrams/telegrams_1441.html

    --HumHongeKamiyab



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  • sundevil
    07-11 02:52 PM
    Now if only people can understand what he is saying:cool:

    Seriously though, it might be a good force to have. Even if his immigration view are not exactly aligned, he could consider this because all the Businesses that would benefit from this, especially in CA.




    Let's discuss ways to communicate with the Governor and to make him aware of our situation. I am going to do some research on his views on immigration but I think it might be good.

    As Schwarzenegger has said multiple times:

    "I think the most important thing to note is I am a champion of immigrants. I promote immigration. I am an immigrant myself. I think it's extremely important that we do it in a legal way."

    �Polls Push Governor to the Border�, LA Times, April 30, 2005





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  • bestin
    11-05 11:01 PM
    I have a notice date of Oct 1st but no EAD yet. Anybody else in similar situation? My application reached NSC on AUg 13th.

    I have received FP notices on Oct 29th
    SAME with receipt date.see details below



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  • arikris
    02-08 11:22 PM
    @sduddukuri - Can you share why H4 was denied in the first place? I am in a similar situation and wondering if MTR or Travel abroad would be better.





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  • chem2
    10-23 05:24 PM
    did you get your fingerprint notices yet?





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  • GCaspirations
    09-21 10:39 PM
    My case was also transferred to CSC. The transfer notice has a different receipt date than the receipt notice. MY case is now transferred back to NSC.
    I would like to know if anybody of you have received finger print notice. I have not received it yet.





    lskreddy
    11-18 11:07 PM
    you will have to pay the new fee, which is $305. Do efiling, it is easy and convenient.

    Thanks for the info.

    Is e-filing an option for folks like me who did not submit the I-131 form while I filed I-485?

    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=e650065d85cee010VgnVCM1000000ecd190aRCR D&vgnextchannel=9059d9808bcbd010VgnVCM100000d1f1d6a1 RCRD

    USCIS reminds the public that all filings submitted on or after July 30, 2007 via the electronic filing system must be submitted with payment of the new fees.

    Filings made Pursuant to Visa Bulletin No. 107: As previously announced, all forms I-765 and I-131 applications based on employment-based adjustment of status applications filed pursuant to Visa Bulletin No. 107 that are submitted on or before August 17, 2007 must be filed under the fee structure in place prior to July 30, 2007. On or after July 30, 2007, those applications may not be electronically filed and must be submitted to a Service Center via regular mail or courier service.

    I tried reading the above but could not conclude whether I should or not. Was this announcement valid only until 08.17.07 or forever?





    shana04
    02-26 03:27 PM
    What are the steps and actions to initiate the case to be picked up when the priority date is current.

    Please advice!

    Thanks in advance



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