It brings me a great deal of sadness to report that the Five Dollar Footlong died yesterday afternoon, reportedly killed by the suits at Subway Headquarters. It was perhaps the most meaningful thing working in the favor of working people in America since McDonald's was putting cats in Forbes' Magazine as "Dollar Menunaires". It made $3.79/Gallon Gas feasible and we are now worse off with it being gone. The Italian BMT is the greatest sandwich of all time. No lie. No sammich can go toe to toe with it in America. If this sandwich was a Democrat I'd vote for it over Barack Obama. That's how much I love the sandwich.
Speaking of OJ, by the way, say what you want about the man but he's got some killer genes. LOL. Corny but true. His daughters are on point.
That is all.
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