Thursday, February 10, 2011

Oh, snap! Man steals $314 from stripper's garter


A man is charged with grand theft for allegedly swiping a stripper's tips from her garter belt. The crime happened at Fantasy's at the Beach off San Carlos Boulevard on Jan. 9.
The woman told deputies a man, later identified as 19-year-old Ronnie Menard, told her he wanted a lap dance.When she came offstage and asked him if he was ready, he said he wasn't because he had to go home and get money.A few minutes later, the woman said Menard approached her again and asked her to sit with him.She sat down and said Menard was eager to receive the dance immediately.
As he was insisting on getting the lap dance, the woman said she felt her garter snap and then Menard jumped up and ran out of the strip club. The woman said she had $314 in her garter. Another employee told police she knew the man as "Ronnie" and showed them where he lived, because she'd given him a ride home before.

I just have one question. Is Ronnie Menard gay? I mean he bolted before getting the lapdance. He could have easily grabbed the cash after he was done . And I guess the whole story doesn't make sense to me, because $314 isnt enough to keep me from grinding my shit commando through my mesh shorts into some unsuspecting biddy. And Im also surprised they got the police involved, if other strippers are driving this guy home at night, it sounds to me like Ronnie is practically family. This shit should have been handled in-house.

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