Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Lawrence Taylor to buy new eye glasses...





The original LT was given 6 years probation for his involvement with an underage hooker.  He will have to register as a sex offender which can only mean he has a makeover coming.  Thick plastic rimmed brownish
eye glasses with very thick lenses, a tan members only type jacket, and a gut of any size over hanging over his pants should be a good place to start.  Once you have to register as a sex offender it is law to start turning yourself into Phillip Seymour Hoffman, look it up.


-Les Anderson

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