Wesley Snipes Goes To Jail Cartoon (Voiced By Comedian Patrice O'Neal)

LOL @ this. Although it didn't start getting really funny until about the 2:00 mark. Just be patient. (You know damn well you ain't doing shit anyway so press play).

Where Are They Now: Steve Francis

(LOL @ me looking at this pic and thinking Steve's arm was hers. Big wide ass fingers and shit. I was about dumb out on her for having Ninja Turtle hands.)

The hell happened to Steve Francis? Damn. 32 and washed up and smoked up. I swear great basketball players of the last generation used to be great into their mid-thirties and didn't start declining until their late thirties. Meanwhile Iverson, Marbury, Francis, Antoine Walker all stink and nobody wants them or has wanted them really since they were thirty. Football players lasted longer than them and they're professional crash dummies for a living. Jesus, Brett Favre's arm is held together by a piece of bubble gum and chicken wire and people still fly to Mississippi to coerce him out of retirement and he's like 50 and these cats can't get a run in at the local Y. Shameful. I'm mad Steve Francis won't change his game and I'm mad that he looks like K-Ci or JoJo, whichever one that weighs like 95 pounds and has the noticeable drug problem.



Sad thing is that Memphis Grizzlies didn't even want Antoine Walker or Steve Francis in the past year. Now that's saying something. The Los Angeles Clippers are who the Memphis Grizzlies want to be when they grow up. The Grizzlies are so bad Canada didn't want them and there ain't shit to do in Canada at all. Kurt Angle (while in Vancouver) famously joked: "In Canada, you can't even have a barbecue in your backyard without being attacked by a moose or even a grizzly bar. Then again the Grizzlies don't beat anyone here in Vancouver, oh it's true, it's true." The Grizzlies need bodies like the Army needs bodies and THIS is the squad that felt Walker and Francis were below them?

Yall dudes, man I swear.

Funniest Video Of The Month: The New Suge Knight Night Light Commercial!

ROTFLMAOGIPTNPTMTAWTPTUKTITSASCST!

(Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Getting Up PileDriving The Nearest Person To Me Through A Wooden Table Picking Them Up Kicking Them In The Stomach And Stone Cold Stunning Them)

Louis Farrakhan On Michael Jackson Before He Died [Very Compelling Video]

I'm not going to act like I was a huge Michael Jackson fan while he was alive but I have come to understand Michael a lot more recently when I put his life in perspective and took a step back and viewed his perceived eccentricities. This video is Louis Farrakkhan who admittedly isn't my favorite person in the world for many many reasons but what he says in this video is very very interesting and worth your time to digest the sum of his thoughts about Michael and him addressing the nature of Michael's perceived freakish aura. So at least watch the video, then tell me if you think differently afterwards...

LOL, Upon Further Review Obama Isn't Near The Ass Man President Sarkozy Is...

That dude is totally shameless. My dude is 'Ain't no shame to my game' status.

Tim Duncan Drinking a Bad Bottle of Gatorade

LMAO! I've had to run this one back at least a dozen times today.

Updating An Earlier Story Of Kobe Clowning LeBron @ His Basketball Camp, We Have Video Confirmation LMAO!

You have to fast forward to the end to hear the now famous Kobe line "I don't get dunked on at my camp" like but it's certainly worth the price of admission to watch the whole video instead of skipping to the 6:00 mark to hear it.

I hate to say it but Kobe is becoming more likable (pause) by the day. I can't lie.

Original story can be found here if you don't feel like scrolling down to the text a few posts below.