NBA Finals Analyst For David Letterman, Steve Nash, LOL

Fun-knee.

Funny Video Of The Day: Jim Rome On Bank Tellers

You want a laugh? I know you do. Because it's Thursday, your ass is tired and you could use something funny to take the edge off the work week. If you've got ten minutes check this out. Jim Rome is funny because what he says is true. Check it out.

Tuesday's Top Ten: Worst Chains In Black Music

 

 

I'm too disgusted to put these in any order and worst of all I don't even know what 1-10 would even mean? Worst to best? Best to worst? Words lose their meaning when you relate them to this magnitude of foolishness. I give up on black people.

This Man's Acrobatic Sense Is Better Than My Everything

There's probably a reason God made it so he can do these things and I can't. I'd find some way to abuse this gift for bad purposes.

Wednesday's Woman: Dominika Cibulkova

I am about to say something that I would have thought unfathomable five years ago. Something that my blackness might not have permitted me to form the words in my mouth to say it. Ready? Here goes:

Serena Williams is not the hottest tennis player. Not by a long shot. In fact when you measure her against Wednesday's Woman you will see why. It's like comparing the cassette player to the iPod. Really it is. We had a good run Serena but we've both moved on. You're seeing Hollywood now and I'm seeing Serbia. I've got the Eastern European fever now...and with good reason. If you're familiar with the Pepsi challenge then take my similar less renown Cibulkova challenge. Look at this woman and enjoy the enclosed 20 pictures and tell me you don't prefer Cibulkova to Williams. Honestly Cibulkova > any woman in tennis right now. Only Ivanovic would be a reasonable alternate answer. So enjoy this if you know her already and thank me if you don't but in time she'll be a household name and when she is you can say His Aura Was Orange played a small small role. Her looks and her game did the rest.

Don't even know what's going on here but I'm not mad at it...

Yes she does dig brothers too as evidenced by this pic of her boyfriend last year (brownie points scored although her bar is quite low apparently)

Celebrities Who Look-A-Like Part III

Jose Contreras/West Indian Archie [Malcolm X movie]

Mario Chalmers/Keith Murray

Eddie Royal/Soulja Boy

Stephon Marbury/Little Bill

Ed Reed/Ricky Davis

Joe the Plummer/Kane

Detlef Schrempf/Liam Neeson

Brock Lesnar/John Madden

Que (Day 26)/Donkey [from Shrek]

Scientist Conducts Experiment To Prove The Soul's Existence [VIDEO]

This is kind of interesting, yet kind of creepy, but all in all interesting work from Dr. MacDougall...