Monday, April 4, 2011

"Hop" wins weekend box office: Brilliant! more coke please



1 Hop  $38,118,000
2 Source Code  $15,053,000 
3 Insidious   $13,496,000


Well Hop won the weekend office proving that hollywood may actually use the Awesome-O 3000 from south park to come up with movie ideas.  I think everyone is pretty aware that some rich fat cats sit around a room in LA and each person has to write down a word or phrase on a piece of paper, and then someones says "go" and every screams their word and a plot to a movie is written.  Which is immediately followed by pats on the back, coke, and male and female hookers.  Anyway I doubt many people outside my friends read this blog, but here are some ideas in case one of your gay/rich/jewish uncles has any pull in Hollywood.

Tim Allen as a lowly garderner searching for his estranged son...on the moon!  - title - The Moonraker - Tagline "Hes out of this world!"

Jim Carrey as a billionaire philanthrapist who goes undercover in blackface in Africa to see how his dollars are being spent, hilarity ensues. - title - Charity Case

Sean William Scott as a son looking to impress his redneck father and brother by beating them at their own game...at the annual BBQ ribs cooking contest. - title - My Father's Son

Chelsea Handler as a woman who slept with a Network Executive and than got her own show, where she convinced people she was funny by talking openly about sex and sometimes swearing!...even though she is a woman! crazy right? - title - You Go Girl!

-Les Anderson

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