Go Daddy founder, Bob Parsons recently went to Africa and killed a "problem" elephant. I mean this is no surprise, I assume killing big game is the only way to pass the time while waiting for human prey to be selected. The reason this is getting attention is cause he video taped it, also been done before if you have ever seen The Outdoor Channel (They will shoot a baby dinosaur on that station if they found one). Im guessing this is getting a lot of attention cause he leaves the dead elephant there, and a bunch of locals start going nuts and stripping the thing down like an Escalade in Detroit. My question is can Africa ever not be cliche? If you guessed the Africans start fighting over the 10,000+ lbs of meat you are right. Congrats africa, you're about to turn the corner.
Also if elephant meat is so awesome and food is so scarce, why dont the locals just kill an elephant themselves? I mean is it illegal? Cause Go Daddy over here just smoked one on camera. God knows they have guns over there. Shit, at worst dig a huge hole and cover it up with grass and just sit around and wait, God knows you got that part down (ohhhh dig. Ive seen our readership by geography we have no readers in africa, its all good)
ed note: if you showed me a picture of Bob Parsons and asked me to guess who he was, I would have said a gay AIDS activist.
Video below, if you have hard time looking at dead animals, think about all the meat you eat. If your a vegetarian you're a homo, stop reading this site.
Also nice is the AC/DC blasting as the Africans run amok.
-Les Anderson
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