Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Playboy Awards
Basketball Coach we’re measuring for a straitjacket: Kansas State’s Frank Martin.
Best College Sports Bar: The Swamp Restaurant in Gainesville, FL.
Best College Sports Fan: Wild Bill of Utah State.
Best Late-Night Eats: Capicola-and-cheese sandwich from Primanti Brothers, just off the Pitt campus, with built-in french fries, fried egg and mound of coleslaw.
Best Library: The Library Café and Bar, University of Wisconsin, Madison.
Best Naked Parties: Yale (seriously).
Best Out-of-the-Way Party School: Montana State University.
Coolest Course: University of California, Berkeley’s “The Sociology of Seinfeld.”
Coolest Facebook Campaign: Jay-Z for Commencement Speaker 2011, Middlebury College.
Coolest Radio Station: DePauw’s WGRE 91.5.
Hottest Sorority: San Diego State’s Alpha Phi chapter.
Most Coveted Dorm Room: Suite H33 in Kirkland House, Harvard, where Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook.
Most Delicious Mascot: (Tie) Delta State’s Fighting Okra and the University of North Carolina School of the Arts’ Fighting Pickles.
Most Lucrative Online Degree: None.
New Drink on Campus: 40-proof Adult Chocolate Milk.
Thirstiest Major: University of California, Davis’s viticulture (grape cultivation) and enology (wine study).
Wallet Drainer: Sarah Lawrence, the most expensive college in America ($57,556/year).
Worst College Rapper: Chet Haze of Northwestern (Tom Hanks’s son).
I guess the only one worth looking into, unless you are going on cross country college tour (call me ), is the hottest sorority. I wondered how they decided. They probably just decided San Diego State has hot girls (at some level it is all the same in these warm weather party schools). Then they walked on campus asked 3 guys who the hottest sorority was, got 3 of the same anders and boom hottest sorority in the country. What's bullshit is they didnt announce the hottest fraternity.
Enjoy stalking, creeps (they do have member registry w/ photos)
http://www.ilovealphaphi.com/Home_Page.html ( I can only assume they will make this website private with the day)
-Les Anderson
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