Fat ass takes a digger

The fatter they are, the funnier the fall.....I always say. Like if a hot girl slips on the ice in winter, there are like 5-8 guys there immediately to help her up and ask if she is ok. But if a big fatty takes a digger, you will only see an older lady come over to help, while all the guys are pointing and laughing, maybe yelling out "That's a huge bitch" or "Keep it in the circus".  Good times..... sorry about that Aunt Gertrude.