And now a brief message from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals:
Trying to stop Brandon Jacobs is like trying to stop the world from spinning.
A fully grown rhinoceros running at 100 miles per hour has almost as much force as Brandon Jacobs when he passes the D line.
If you're ever in public and happen to see a Brandon Jacobs running down the road run to the nearest phone and contact animal control.
According to animal planet 52 recorded deaths per year can be allocated to collisions from the force of running into a Brandon Jacobs.
A fully grown rhinoceros running at 100 miles per hour has almost as much force as Brandon Jacobs when he passes the D line.
If you're ever in public and happen to see a Brandon Jacobs running down the road run to the nearest phone and contact animal control.
According to animal planet 52 recorded deaths per year can be allocated to collisions from the force of running into a Brandon Jacobs.
Bonus: Jim Rome talking about how tough Brandon Jacobs is on the radio.
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